Friday, June 19, 2009

10 Reasons Why Keith Olbermann Sucks

WARNING- Possibly objectionable language within this article!

10. He loves himself. Not in the funny way either, but the creepy 'is he serious' kind of loving.
9. Common sense? No, it doesn't make a showing on Countdown nor, apparently, the Keith-ster's life.
8. His name isn't Richard. He's a dick, plain and simple.
7. Most of his tirades seem like the temper tantrums of an angry four-year-old who didn't get pudding after dinner.
6. Liberal? Please, this douche makes President Obama look like Rush Limbaugh.
5. Did someone say the word 'facts?' Maybe you did, but Keith's never heard of them.
4. He utterly berates his guests that disagree with him to the point that you think they were burning people at stakes.
3. The only sense of humor he has is if he makes a joke.
2. He's definitely not above casting down the innocent to make a point.
1. He's the most egotistical ass-wipe this side of MSNBC, and that's a fact. Also, he's so arrogant, that calling him the most egotistical is probably a compliment to him.

Hey, I came up with ten, I bet you can come up with some more!

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criscoscorner said...

Obviously, you are a conservativde

JoeyD said...

Sounds a lot like Rush to me.

John said...

That's just plain retarded.

Sounds like Bill O'Reilly description though.

Anonymous said...

Is that a picture of your dub-as up top?

Your Blog sucks.

Anonymous said...

Those aren't reasons. Those are rants. Next time try assembling some evidence.

I like the way you slide downhill until you are literally using potty language at #1. This suggests you are not accustomed to holding a facty in your head for that length of time.

Anonymous said...

If you don't have anything to do and you don't have any money, maybe you should think about getting some education.

The opinions of the ignorant are not in great demand.

Anonymous said...

^^^^If the opinions of the ignorant are not in great demand, who gives a shit about yours?

Matthew Avitabile said...

Some of the above comments show solidarity with Keith:

Shout some generalities and insult your political foes without countering evidence.

bmmg39 said...

Okay, how about that KO is ill-informed and delusional:

Anonymous said...

i agree with the 10 reasons why keith sucks hes a dumbass who thinks hes intelligent he has got his head up obamas ass and the denocratic party that o farthat what he says on his program stinks to high heaven and all those idiots who listen to this moron on a regular basis and agree with this idiot is just as stupid has his dumbass is and apparently those that left the comments earlier are some of his followers and you know who u r

Anonymous said...

Olbermann should just quit. His ratings are in the toilet and it's no surprise. Last night, with world news to be covered (Honduras, Iran, that 1300 page climate bill), Mr. Olbermann spent his time covering Michael Jackson, If anyone thinks this guy is a serious news person, they have been drinking the Kool-aid way too much. This guy needs to go back to talking about sports...oh wait, he knows nothing about that either,,,

Anonymous said...

Couldn't have said it any better myself! He's such a loser. He wishes he was half as successful as Bill O'reilly.

Anonymous said...

Couldn't have said it better myself. Keith wishes he were half as succesful as Bill O'reilly.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, that sounds like Keith, I guess he checks this from time to time and defends himself with the comments I see, surely no one would compare this ass wipe with Rush...surely...this guy is the most lying smug prick on earth.

jbuell said...

I'll give you some evidence:

He likes to talk really fast. He seems to think if he rattles off arguments fast enough, nobody can disagree with him.

He probably thinks I'm just not as smart as he is.

Anonymous said...

The first time I took notice of Olberman was when during the Republican National Convention he pretended to hide his face and shed tears during the tribute to the 9/11 victims. I imediately thought, "what a hypocrite". His vehement, cynical vindictiveness towards Sarah Palin is totally irrational. What has she ever said or done to him to deserve this disgusting attack? What ever happened to the grace and dignity of such men as Bob Dole, when he said of Bill Clinton, "...and he is my opponent, not my enemy."

Anonymous said...

Keith Olbermann is a piece of rotting human garbage. What is happening is the bully liberal agenda is failing at a breakneck pace. Nice quote from Keith below.

It is sunny in Mass. today Keithy Boy!!!!

"In Scott Brown we have an irresponsible, homophobic, racist, reactionary, ex-nude model, teabagging supporter of violence against woman and against politicians with whom he disagrees," MSNBC host Keith Olbermann said, echoing the fear chamber that has included several senators making overt reference to the sex act in describing the conservative grassroots tea party movement.

Anonymous said...

Can Olbermann go half an episode without trashing anyone on fox? Every time I try to watch he is slamming Beck, Hannity or ORiley. even if you half their ratings the still slaughter him. They rarley mention him other than when he puts his foot in his mouth

Anonymous said...

Oh please Criscoscorner... Obviously YOU are a reid/pelosi sheep. I've considered myself to be a left-wing liberal for years, and even I can't deny the fact that Olbermann, Maddow, Harry Reid, and that abomination Nancy Pelosi are total embarrassments. They are every bit as disgusting to me as the Rush Limbaughs and Glen Becks of the world. I don't even call myself liberal anymore, just so I don't get associated with all these douche bags. An asshole is an asshole, and everybody thinks they're right.

Anonymous said...

He is a vile human. I'm glad he's no longer on TV...(for the time being)

Anonymous said...

That's a great start. I Love the olberman lovers, all 6 of them posting on here to insult

Even Al Gore can't stand him. His career started tanking when it started. He should have stuck to sports.