Technology of the Week

Dr. Joe's going to need a vacation with all of the stupendous research that he's been doing. I've been searching the deserts of Italy and the jungles of Mauritania in order to find you the next great wonder. And here it is:

Joe's Technology
Botox

Tired of looking like some sort of transvestite clown when all you want to do is get a date? Well, listen to good ol' Doctor Joe and inject yourself with gallons of this miracle cure.

Discovered in the urine of infants, this "poison" firms the skin and makes you look like you had surgery. In fact, it's obvious. People might stop you on the street just to say, "Wow!" And if they're not recoiling in horror, then you might just get Christie Brinkley to take you to prom.

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