Monday, March 30, 2009

Speaking Obama.

This is from Big Hollywood, a website created for Conservatives or Republicans in liberal Hollywood to "come out of the political closet", and has quickly become one of my favorite blogs, as those running for political office, actors, and authors have written good articles.

This is from Jeffrey Jena,


In the past few days there have been several reports about officials, high and low, using new politically correct language to describe things which have been around awhile. The best example is the new head of the Department of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, refusing to use the word “terrorist.” She preferred describing terrorist actions as “Man Caused Disasters.” The problem with politically correct speech is that it hides the obvious. Even Big Freakin’ Hillbillies like me understand an illegal immigrant is someone who broke the law to get into this country. We of simple minds get confused when folks from the Ivy League start describing them as “migrants.” To us, migrants are plain spoken folk, those who waited in line, did the right thing and came here in accordance with our laws.

In order for us morons on the right to understand the newspeak of the Obama administration I offer this glossary of terms before and after being “Obamized.” Feel free to add to my list while you are still able.

Old Bush/Cheney/Halliburton Hate Speech - Obama Speak

Terrorist - Misunderstood Islamic Freedom Fighter

Terrorist Act - Man Caused Disaster

Wealth Redistribution Scam - Global Warming

Global Warming - Climate Change

Freedom Tower - Chinese World Business Headquarters

Enemy Combatant - Victim of Bush Chaney War Crimes

Illegal Immigrant - Migrant/Democrat Voter

Global War on Terror - Overseas Contingency Operation

Axis of Evil - Islamic Republic of Iran

Socialism - Government Friendly Capitalism

Welfare - Tax Rebate

Businessman - Greed Monger

Entrepreneur - Government Revenue Enhancer

Middle Class - Rich

Republican -Taxpayer

Conservative - Klansman

Abortion - Reproductive Rights

Unfettered Abortion - Embryonic Stem Cell Research

Windfall Profits Tax - Cap and Trade

Volunteer - Americorps Political Activist

On Time Mortgage Payer - Chump

Marxist/Socialist Liberalism - Historic Presidency

Dollar - Global Currency

Reeducation Camp - Job Training

Health Care - Socialized Medicine

Wall Street - U.S. Department of Economic Control

Rehashed Clinton Administration - Change You Can Believe In

Conservative Supreme Court Justice - Homophobe

Private Property - Future Government Acquisition

Bipartisanship - Do It Our Way

Contract Provision - Government Oversight

Seek input from across the aisle - We won, sit down and shut up

Private Enterprise - Future Federal Employment Project

Unemployment - Idleness Compensation Program

National Security Issue - Law Enforcement Problem

Defend and Protect the Constitution - If It Fits My Agenda"

I have one more :

General Motors - Governnment Owner Green Motor companies (plural for the upcoming takeover of Chevy)

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