Even though many have called for a stop to this column, calling it "sexist" and "awesome," Joe kowtows to no one. I labor on, for it is a labor of love.
Joe's Babe of the Week:
Eva Braun
Well known as the hottest wife of any dictator, she was well-known as the first-babe of the Third Reich. With her golden locks and her perfect figure, she was worth fighting for. Word is that she was coveted by Stalin until Hitler killed half the Red Army and slung her over his shoulder.
Why would I pick the wife of Adolf Hitler? Because hotness is hotness, regardless of political views. Have you ever seen Stalin's first wife? Wowza! In fact, we need to appreciate the delicate hotness of all babes, especially if they've been overlooked before. I won't overlook you.
Hey Eva, there's a new Fuhrer in town! Call me and ask for Joe (my mother might answer).
Joe's Red-Hot Score: 9.5/10.0 Panzers
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