We don't compromise sources, but we have acquired the official transcript of the Khalidi tape. Some parts were inaudible, but overall we got it.
Setting-- Go-Away Party for Rashid Khalidi, former PLO spokesman, 2003
Starting time 9:59 pm
BARACK OBAMA: Good to see everyone here. I'm so glad that you could all make it. As you all know, I am planning a run for the U.S. Senate next year. And I could not have launched my political career without the help of some very important people.
First is Dr. William Ayres, who has helped me by giving a $100,000 untracable donation to my campaign and has helped train my wife in bomb-building, and who is a private tutor to my children. Everyone give him a round of applause. (applause)
WILLIAM AYRES: Where's the booze?
OBAMA: Next, I'd like to thank Tony Rezko. By screwing over hundreds of poor Chicagoans, we were able to blame corporations for the existence of poverty. He also donated almost a million dollars to my campaign and has given Dr. Ayers over a half a million dollars to plant landmines around orphanages.
Next is my dear friend, Dr. Rashid Khalidi, who is a chief researcher in Middle East studies. We all know that this is a complicated issue, but he knows a lot about it and stuff. Like, he was telling me about these people called the Israel-people and how they're, like, attacking these Palatine people but the Palatines want them to leave them to their Palatine-ness. Dr. Khalidi, any words?
RASHID KHALIDI: I will kill all the Jews if Barack Obama is elected President on November 4, 2008.
OBAMA (confused): What? I don't understand.
KHALIDI: I said I'll give you $50,000.
OBAMA: Oh.... Awesome. Well, that about wraps up this party. I'll be smoking cocaine and legalizing gay marriage.
AYRES: Anyone want in on a flag-burning party? My treat!
REZKO: Twister downstairs!
If someone is still reading that believes this is the real tape, I'm sorry. It's a complete farce, sometimes called "satire."
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