Thursday, March 5, 2009

Obama Snubs British PM to Prove 'Humility'

President Obama appears to be making the world safe for autocracy again by snubbing perhaps our strongest ally. Not only would the President not stand next to the Prime Minister for a photograph, but sent a priceless bust of Churchill packing, as well. To cap it all off, he sent the PM an official gift of... 25 DVDs! And American DVDs do not work in British players. So why did he do all this? One theory is that Michelle Obama had a hand in it:

We may just LURVE Michelle's fashion sense. But Michelle doesn't reciprocate our affection, one bit. Her broad-brush view of history associates Brits with the wicked white global hegemony responsible for the slave trade. Never mind that a white, Tory Englishman - William Wilberforce - brought the slave trade to an end. Judging by her record, Michelle does not make room for such subtle nuance.

But remember, we need to talk to Syria and Iran... but snub Britain.

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