Thursday, March 5, 2009

Joe's Financial Pick of the Week

I, Dr. Joe, MD, have just hit another gold mine with my investment in a gold mine. You may ask how I have become so proficient at ordaining the finances? Well, I have taken to a thing called the telegraph and am able to gain information from as far away as Cincinnati within hours!

This week's pick:
Ponzi Schemes

Everyone is clamoring to get rich. But if everyone was rich, then no one would be rich, right? Wrong! Now Dr. Joe has found a way for us all to get filthy rich without the filth. You must pour all of your family's savings, including your health insurance, into Ponzi Schemes immediately.

By getting back interest on your initial investments, you will be able to live in style. And you could also feel good knowing that you are able to help propel the economy. So quit your job and get ready for the easy life.

Just go to the local street corner, give the chap $5,000, wink and say, "Count me in, lad." Then expect money to come rolling in as though you were some sort of robber-baron. So, invest and count your earnings!

NOTE- If you actually do this, you should be committed.

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