Dear Friends,
it is my unfortunate job to make you aware of this dehabilitating disease which affects men and women across the globe and of all races, creeds, and religion. it is an equal opportunity destroyer. Please pass this knowledge on to your loved ones and friends, so they can prepare and escape the horrible fate that lies in store for them if they contract this horrible ravaging disease.
I should have you know that I am an expert in the field with this rapidy growing disease, and while there is yet no cure, my partners and I work everyday trying to find one.
'Liberalcytosiscoposismaniasis' (also reffered to as LCCM, and Liberal's Delight Disease)- This disease is a dehabilitaing disease that causes widespread physiological disorders as well as numerous neurologic disorders, including but not limited to:
Symptoms / Affliction commonly associated with LCCM
Dementia
Multiple Sclerosis
Stomach Cramps
Heartburn
Nausea
Indegestion
Upset Stomach
Diarrhea
Liberal Turrets,
Panic Attacks,
Insomnia,
Somnumbolism,
Migraines,
Arthritis,
Joint Pain,
Stroke,
Heart Attack
Though there are many more it would take a whole 30 page report to list.
If you have any of those symptoms/ afflictions, call your doctor right away and schedule a blood analysis test. This will tell if you do or do not have the disease.
Disease Behavior:
The Liberalcytosiscorposismaniasis disease, though hardly old enough to properly diagnose, is fairly easy to study because of its method of transmission. LCCM is a member of the Obamacillus family which is usually passed on through the bites of mammals, insects and even humans. After transmission the virus hides in the white blood cells, mulitplying in number until they outnumber thier host's WBC's 1000 to 1.Once cells reach the brain, the white blood cell, no longer of use, bursts and frees the toxic parasite into the cerebral cortex area of the brain. Once that is achieved, the virus sinks into the brain tissue and causes widespread nerve impulse failure. With thier small but dangerous flagellum they rewire the brain by literally moving the nerves into place. Just four hours will have passed by the time this has all occured. The host then becomes a lethal threat to all around it. The impusulses sent to the brain will be to pass on the disease to the next carrier.
Treatment:
There is no known treatment currently know to affect LCCM. Those infected should be placed in isolation as soon as possible to prevent further transmission of the disease.
Prognosis:
There is no hope for someone with this disease to once again live a normal life. The virus will control all actions. The Host becomes a flesh hungry liberal zombie.
Others You May Know With LCCM:
Barack Obama,
Hillary Clinton,
Bill Clinton,
Nancy Pelosi,
John Edwards,
Al Gore,
Joe Biden,
Dianne Fienstien,
Kristen Gillibrand,
Barney Frank
END OF REPORT
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Thursday, June 3, 2010
Sunday, April 25, 2010
Biden Promises 500k Jobs Soon
Well, at least Joe Biden is making predictions about how much the economy will or will not come back. Maybe the expanding White House staff alone will create 500,000 jobs alone. Maybe all of the lobbyists they hire will create the remaining jobs we need for a recovery.
Vice President Biden is predicting a half a million jobs will soon be being created every month in the "recovery."
We had almost 200,000 jobs created last month, but over a third of those were created by the census:
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Vice President Biden is predicting a half a million jobs will soon be being created every month in the "recovery."
We had almost 200,000 jobs created last month, but over a third of those were created by the census:
"All in all we're going to be creating somewhere between 100[,000] and 200,000 jobs next month, I predict," Biden said, according to a pool report, adding that he "got in trouble" for a job growth prediction last month. "Even some in the White House said, 'Hey, don't get ahead of yourself.' Well, I'm here to tell you, some time in the next couple of months, we're going to be creating between 250,000 jobs a month and 500,000 jobs a month."
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Monday, August 10, 2009
Town Hall Protestors 'In Risk of Being Arrested'
Nicolas French
New York Reporter
August 10, 2009
With public opinion turning away from the health care reform effort, President Obama's political allies have become increasingly frustrated. In many cases speeches made by Democratic lawmakers have been picketed by what have been referred to as "angry mobs."
To help counter these demonstrations, some in favor of health care reform have agreed to media interviews to explain their position. Often these forays into the public sphere have been lambasted by conservative radio hosts and outlets such as FOX News.
Tensions have been rising steadily over the last month, with some in the President's own party shying away from the "public option" bill. Congressional leaders have also expressed their anger over the increased protests.
"These extremists are getting in the way of creating a cheaper and more accessible option for millions of disadvantaged Americans." said House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer (D-MD). "If these continue, public discourse will devolve into a pool of rage and fistfights."
To make matters more contentious, White House officials have acknowledged that it asked prominent unions to "police" some protests. Unofficial reports have also noted that up to $100,000 in federal funds were paid to the AFL-CIO to attend three Missouri town halls in July.
In addition, with tempers flaring and the potential for violence increasing, the White House and its political allies have struck a different tone. Vice President Biden told a reporter to the NY Reporter that if protests continued and the reform bill was stalled, some of the protestors would "face consequences." When asked to clarify, Biden stated:
"These people come to these meetings and start fistfights and yell down their elected officials. You can't do that and still consider yourself a patriot. You can't go around with swatstikas spreading hate. If you do these things after you're told to calm down, you're going to get arrested."
Some attending local protests have noticed increased police activity, includng officers from federal agencies. Whether these occurances have anything to do with the Vice President's comments are unknown.
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New York Reporter
August 10, 2009
With public opinion turning away from the health care reform effort, President Obama's political allies have become increasingly frustrated. In many cases speeches made by Democratic lawmakers have been picketed by what have been referred to as "angry mobs."
To help counter these demonstrations, some in favor of health care reform have agreed to media interviews to explain their position. Often these forays into the public sphere have been lambasted by conservative radio hosts and outlets such as FOX News.
Tensions have been rising steadily over the last month, with some in the President's own party shying away from the "public option" bill. Congressional leaders have also expressed their anger over the increased protests.
"These extremists are getting in the way of creating a cheaper and more accessible option for millions of disadvantaged Americans." said House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer (D-MD). "If these continue, public discourse will devolve into a pool of rage and fistfights."
To make matters more contentious, White House officials have acknowledged that it asked prominent unions to "police" some protests. Unofficial reports have also noted that up to $100,000 in federal funds were paid to the AFL-CIO to attend three Missouri town halls in July.
In addition, with tempers flaring and the potential for violence increasing, the White House and its political allies have struck a different tone. Vice President Biden told a reporter to the NY Reporter that if protests continued and the reform bill was stalled, some of the protestors would "face consequences." When asked to clarify, Biden stated:
"These people come to these meetings and start fistfights and yell down their elected officials. You can't do that and still consider yourself a patriot. You can't go around with swatstikas spreading hate. If you do these things after you're told to calm down, you're going to get arrested."
Some attending local protests have noticed increased police activity, includng officers from federal agencies. Whether these occurances have anything to do with the Vice President's comments are unknown.
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Sunday, July 26, 2009
Biden, Obama to have Gaffe-Off
WASHINGTON- In order to quell the fire over his remarks on the police officers that arrested Professor Gates, President Barack Obama and VP Joe Biden have scheduled their first Gaffe-Off.
The event, planned for August 15th, is to be located at Madison Square Garden in New York. The meeting is the first of its kind, and will feature old gaffes by the Administration mixed in with the new.
"It's sort of like boxing," said Press Secretary Robert Gibbs. "There will be a panel of judges, scoring how the participants do. There can be clean gaffes, counter-gaffes, and hay-gaffers.
"Counter-gaffes are where one competitor states a gaffe that he has made, and his opponent states a similar gaffe, but one with bigger or worse consequences. For example, if Joe Biden references when he asked a handicapped man to stand up, the President could counter that with his comment about bowling like an athlete in the Special Olympics, since they both deal with physical activities.
"It's a lot of fun," Gibbs concluded.
Strategies for the duel are unclear, but House Speaker Nancy Pelosi had some ideas. "I really expect President Obama to hammer Joe early. A right with 'the officers who arrested Gates acted stupidly' and a quick left with 'if we pass the stimulus, unemployment will not rise above eight percent.'
"But, of course, I wouldn't count Joe out. I mean, he's great at making fun of Obama, like saying that 'Obama can't do anything without a teleprompter.' And if he's in trouble, he might drop the F-Bomb.
"I can't wait for this," said Pelosi. "I haven't been this excited since I made Joe's Babe of the Week."
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The event, planned for August 15th, is to be located at Madison Square Garden in New York. The meeting is the first of its kind, and will feature old gaffes by the Administration mixed in with the new.
"It's sort of like boxing," said Press Secretary Robert Gibbs. "There will be a panel of judges, scoring how the participants do. There can be clean gaffes, counter-gaffes, and hay-gaffers.
"Counter-gaffes are where one competitor states a gaffe that he has made, and his opponent states a similar gaffe, but one with bigger or worse consequences. For example, if Joe Biden references when he asked a handicapped man to stand up, the President could counter that with his comment about bowling like an athlete in the Special Olympics, since they both deal with physical activities.
"It's a lot of fun," Gibbs concluded.
Strategies for the duel are unclear, but House Speaker Nancy Pelosi had some ideas. "I really expect President Obama to hammer Joe early. A right with 'the officers who arrested Gates acted stupidly' and a quick left with 'if we pass the stimulus, unemployment will not rise above eight percent.'
"But, of course, I wouldn't count Joe out. I mean, he's great at making fun of Obama, like saying that 'Obama can't do anything without a teleprompter.' And if he's in trouble, he might drop the F-Bomb.
"I can't wait for this," said Pelosi. "I haven't been this excited since I made Joe's Babe of the Week."
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Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Obama 'Close' to Firing Hillary Clinton
NOTE: This is a satirical article, which never appeared in any form in the Los Angeles Times, but is wholly representative of this site and this site only, it is solely meant for satirical purposes.
After Policy Clashes, Clinton's Role in White House 'Marginalized'
Jeremy Kimball
BANGKOK THAILAND-- Dining with Thai Prime Minister Abhisit Vejjajiva, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton discussed widening ties between the US and the Southeastern Asian nation. Earlier in the day, the Secretary discussed the possibility of a US defense shield in the Middle East to counteract Iranian influence.
While on the surface this appears to be the ordinary work of America's chief diplomat, it is part of the shrinking role of the Clinton dynasty. President Obama chose the former First Lady after intense political pressure. The former rivals vowed to work together and were photographed at high-profile events in January and February.
However, since the disputed elections in Iran on June 12, there has been a widening split in the White House over foreign policy. President Obama, flanked by Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel believe in the 'balanced' approach the President has been taking on the subject. However, some in the White House, including Vice President Joe Biden and Secretary Clinton, have been calling for a tougher foreign policy stance.
There has been a widening dispute between the President and Secretary Clinton over several key points. While the major one was over Iran, Clinton disagrees with Obama's plans to open relations with Cuba, the Sudan, and Syria.
The two reportedly engaged in a heated verbal argument early this month, with the President deciding to curtail the Secretary's functions. These have included denying Clinton the ability to hire Sidney Blumenthal, a former Bill Clinton aide, as an advisor. Clinton was also absent when the President visited the G-8 conference this month. In addition, Obama sent Vice President Biden on an important trip to Eastern Europe instead of Clinton.
Rumblings of the split have been chronicled in the New York Times and the New York Daily News, but the splits appeared to be superficial in character.
However, late last week, our source acquired a statement from White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel stating that Secretary Clinton was on 'thin ice.' Most troubling to the White House have been several statements pertaining to US foreign policy which were not cleared by the White House. One was a statement in which Clinton stated that she "hoped democracy would triumph" in Iran.
Emanuel also stated to us that Secretary Clinton had been working closely with her husband in order to further policy decisions. "No offense to my former boss," Emanuel stated, "but his presidency ended eight years ago."
Whether Secretary Clinton would be asked to step down is in doubt. It is highly unlikely for a US Secretary of State to step down during a presidential term. The last time that this happened was when Secretary of State James Baker resigned from the George H.W. Bush Administration in August 1992, in a non-pressured cirumstance.
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After Policy Clashes, Clinton's Role in White House 'Marginalized'
Jeremy Kimball
BANGKOK THAILAND-- Dining with Thai Prime Minister Abhisit Vejjajiva, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton discussed widening ties between the US and the Southeastern Asian nation. Earlier in the day, the Secretary discussed the possibility of a US defense shield in the Middle East to counteract Iranian influence.
While on the surface this appears to be the ordinary work of America's chief diplomat, it is part of the shrinking role of the Clinton dynasty. President Obama chose the former First Lady after intense political pressure. The former rivals vowed to work together and were photographed at high-profile events in January and February.
However, since the disputed elections in Iran on June 12, there has been a widening split in the White House over foreign policy. President Obama, flanked by Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel believe in the 'balanced' approach the President has been taking on the subject. However, some in the White House, including Vice President Joe Biden and Secretary Clinton, have been calling for a tougher foreign policy stance.
There has been a widening dispute between the President and Secretary Clinton over several key points. While the major one was over Iran, Clinton disagrees with Obama's plans to open relations with Cuba, the Sudan, and Syria.
The two reportedly engaged in a heated verbal argument early this month, with the President deciding to curtail the Secretary's functions. These have included denying Clinton the ability to hire Sidney Blumenthal, a former Bill Clinton aide, as an advisor. Clinton was also absent when the President visited the G-8 conference this month. In addition, Obama sent Vice President Biden on an important trip to Eastern Europe instead of Clinton.
Rumblings of the split have been chronicled in the New York Times and the New York Daily News, but the splits appeared to be superficial in character.
However, late last week, our source acquired a statement from White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel stating that Secretary Clinton was on 'thin ice.' Most troubling to the White House have been several statements pertaining to US foreign policy which were not cleared by the White House. One was a statement in which Clinton stated that she "hoped democracy would triumph" in Iran.
Emanuel also stated to us that Secretary Clinton had been working closely with her husband in order to further policy decisions. "No offense to my former boss," Emanuel stated, "but his presidency ended eight years ago."
Whether Secretary Clinton would be asked to step down is in doubt. It is highly unlikely for a US Secretary of State to step down during a presidential term. The last time that this happened was when Secretary of State James Baker resigned from the George H.W. Bush Administration in August 1992, in a non-pressured cirumstance.
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Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Obama Considering Repainting the White House to Help Environment
Helen Terrell
New York Reviewer
June 2, 2009
WASHINGTON- The White House could soon lose its world-famous color. According to Administration officials, the President is considering repainting his new home with environmentally friendly paint; and that potentially could mean a color other than white.
The move comes at a time when the President has urged Americans to take up a sense of environmental responsibility in the world, including the newly passed gas-mileage requirements by Congress.
Officials stated that "the President would like to lead by example. Not only will he be trying to purchase zero-VOC paints [volatile organic compounds], but that he also is willing to paint the White House the most effective color possible to help the environment."
The President himself did not release a detailed press release on the subject, simply saying that the plans to paint the White House "will be considered, regardless of the color." It is also believed that Michelle Obama is a reason that the President is considering the change, because she "hates the color white."
Despite the President's well-meaning, the plan has been received coldly by many. "This plan is not something I would support," said Vice President Joe Biden. "Barack is my President, and my friend, so I will always encourage him to do what he thinks is right. Personally, though, I'm not quite sure that changing the color of a national landmark will help the environment all that much.
"It's puzzling in a way," Biden added.
It is unknown when the President will make his decision, but it is expected within June.
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New York Reviewer
June 2, 2009
WASHINGTON- The White House could soon lose its world-famous color. According to Administration officials, the President is considering repainting his new home with environmentally friendly paint; and that potentially could mean a color other than white.
The move comes at a time when the President has urged Americans to take up a sense of environmental responsibility in the world, including the newly passed gas-mileage requirements by Congress.
Officials stated that "the President would like to lead by example. Not only will he be trying to purchase zero-VOC paints [volatile organic compounds], but that he also is willing to paint the White House the most effective color possible to help the environment."
The President himself did not release a detailed press release on the subject, simply saying that the plans to paint the White House "will be considered, regardless of the color." It is also believed that Michelle Obama is a reason that the President is considering the change, because she "hates the color white."
Despite the President's well-meaning, the plan has been received coldly by many. "This plan is not something I would support," said Vice President Joe Biden. "Barack is my President, and my friend, so I will always encourage him to do what he thinks is right. Personally, though, I'm not quite sure that changing the color of a national landmark will help the environment all that much.
"It's puzzling in a way," Biden added.
It is unknown when the President will make his decision, but it is expected within June.
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Sunday, March 29, 2009
Obama Contemplating Having Biden's Tongue Removed
Geoffrey Likeson
Conservative News and Reporting
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WASHINGTON
President Obama has been consulting with members of his Administration over a controversial new initiative. Dubbed the "Gaffe Terminator," the President has contacted several doctors about the potential removal of Vice President Joe Biden's tongue.
"We just can't afford to have him keep talking," said the President during a Cabinet meeting, "Just last week he congratulated the Hutus for their 'orderly stewardship' or Rwanda during the 1990s. That's not even mentioning when he gave the White House gift of ham and bacon to incoming Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu."
"This is just embarrassing." said the President.
Sources close to the President note that the President has been making a lot of gaffes himself lately, and that Biden's chronic inability to shut up also damages the new White House's credibility.
"It was bad during the campaign," said Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, "Joe was talking to a group of Armenian-Americans and kept referring to them as 'proud Turkish descendants.' While tonguenectomy may seem like an extreme option, it drastically increases the President's chances of reelection."
Other options include replacing Biden with a life-like mannequin or asking him to just talk about himself.
"That would be bad enough," said Gibbs, "But it's not as bad as the time when he placed flowers on Stalin's grave."
"Joe helped get me elected," said Obama, "Now he needs to cram it and let me screw up things on my own."
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Conservative News and Reporting
'News for the Rest of Us'
WASHINGTON
President Obama has been consulting with members of his Administration over a controversial new initiative. Dubbed the "Gaffe Terminator," the President has contacted several doctors about the potential removal of Vice President Joe Biden's tongue.
"We just can't afford to have him keep talking," said the President during a Cabinet meeting, "Just last week he congratulated the Hutus for their 'orderly stewardship' or Rwanda during the 1990s. That's not even mentioning when he gave the White House gift of ham and bacon to incoming Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu."
"This is just embarrassing." said the President.
Sources close to the President note that the President has been making a lot of gaffes himself lately, and that Biden's chronic inability to shut up also damages the new White House's credibility.
"It was bad during the campaign," said Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, "Joe was talking to a group of Armenian-Americans and kept referring to them as 'proud Turkish descendants.' While tonguenectomy may seem like an extreme option, it drastically increases the President's chances of reelection."
Other options include replacing Biden with a life-like mannequin or asking him to just talk about himself.
"That would be bad enough," said Gibbs, "But it's not as bad as the time when he placed flowers on Stalin's grave."
"Joe helped get me elected," said Obama, "Now he needs to cram it and let me screw up things on my own."
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Biden Takes Second Job at Applebee's to Help Reduce Deficit
Michele Chang
Conservative News and Reporting
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WASHINGTON- Exclusive
Vice President Joseph Biden has been spied working a second job at an Arlington, VA Applebee's. This incredible information comes as the Vice President is attempting to help bridge the nation's budget deficit by bringing in $9.30 an hour plus tips.
"I know that all of us, all Americans are struggling." said Biden in a phone interview, "And I knew that I had to do my part to help us. That's why I work double-shifts six days a week here, acting as both a short-order cook and a waiter."
The Vice President took the job after the 2009 federal deficit was estimated at $1.75 trillion dollars. Biden's work at the restaurant is estimated to reduce that deficit by almost $300 per week.
Other members of the Washington establishment are working to do their parts. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has been mopping floors at the Pentagon, while Senator Robert Byrd (D-WV) has been advising the ACLU.
"This is a great idea," said Biden, "'Cause I'm a great guy. Stuff I'm learning here I'm going to use at the White House. Look out, America."
Biden also stated that he can now make "one mean grilled-cheese sandwich."
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Conservative News and Reporting
'News for the Rest of Us'
WASHINGTON- Exclusive
Vice President Joseph Biden has been spied working a second job at an Arlington, VA Applebee's. This incredible information comes as the Vice President is attempting to help bridge the nation's budget deficit by bringing in $9.30 an hour plus tips.
"I know that all of us, all Americans are struggling." said Biden in a phone interview, "And I knew that I had to do my part to help us. That's why I work double-shifts six days a week here, acting as both a short-order cook and a waiter."
The Vice President took the job after the 2009 federal deficit was estimated at $1.75 trillion dollars. Biden's work at the restaurant is estimated to reduce that deficit by almost $300 per week.
Other members of the Washington establishment are working to do their parts. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has been mopping floors at the Pentagon, while Senator Robert Byrd (D-WV) has been advising the ACLU.
"This is a great idea," said Biden, "'Cause I'm a great guy. Stuff I'm learning here I'm going to use at the White House. Look out, America."
Biden also stated that he can now make "one mean grilled-cheese sandwich."
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Thursday, March 12, 2009
Is Obama Satan? : The Anti-Christ Test
According to some religious groups, Obama is the anti-Christ and our world is at an end. Even for someone hardly versed in such matters, it is hard to ignore some of the similarities. There are 27 signs of the anti-Christ, and Obama has fulfilled a few of them.
A Whole Bunch of Similarities:
Sign 3: He will be different than other kings. (Daniel 7:24)
Obama has certainly proven this to be true, as he is the first black president and also has drawn some of the largest crowds to his oratories.
Sign 4: He will rise from obscurity (Daniel 7:8)
Obama again fulfills a prophecy. He was born to an American mother and Kenyan father, and lived in a very small apartment as a boy. It was least expected that during his lifetime, he would become president.
Sign 5: He will speak boastfully (Revelations 13:5)
We all know this to be true, as Obama has often boasted that he is going to solve all of our problems, especially in terms of the economy.
Sign 9: He will try to change laws, perhaps to benefit him (Daniel 7:25)
Obama has already started to change laws (as most politicians do), but his changes recently involving stem-cell research and abortion, are a little out of the ordinary.
Sign 11: He will confirm a covenant with many (Daniel 9:27)
He has reached out his hand (supposedly to the poor) and other special interest groups. The second part of this prophecy, the building of the temple has not happened yet, but we will see...
Sign 13: He will not answer to any authority (Daniel 11:36)
This one is a no brainer, as he is the President of the United States and does not answer to any higher authority.
Sign 14 (& 6): He will blaspheme against the religion of his ancestors (Daniel 11:37)
Remember Obama's comment about sticking to our guns and religion? Bingo! I need say no more.
Sign 15: He will worship no God but himself (Daniel 11:37)
Obama has made obvious statements disavowing religion, and has shown through other statements that he is quite self-absorbed. While this prophesy is not officially complete, this is something to watch.
Sign 19: He will conquer lands with military power (Daniel 11:39-40)
Despite all of his promises to withdraw all troops, Obama recently proposed a troop surge of 30,000 troops into Afghanistan, which is a little surprising for Mr. Peace and Love.
Sign 20: His arrival will be accompanied by signs and wonders (2Thessalonians 2:9)
Obviously this is true because our world is changing and some of the "wonders" that are happening involve changes in gay rights, abortion, and possibly the fixing of the economy.
Sign 23: He will be worshipped by many people (Revelations 13:3 & 17:8)
This is a no brainer as we all remember the Obama craze that happened during his campaign and after he won. The crowds he drew were much larger than any other event we have seen in the recent past, and his name and face were everywhere, even in toy stores.
Despite all of this, there are some key differences between Obama and the prophecy. There are some major prophecies that he either hasn't yet fulfilled or cannot fulfill.
Even More Major Differences
Sign 1: He will be of the ten kings in the restored Roman Empire, and his rule will like that of the Babylonians (Daniel 7:24)
We cannot say if this is or even will be true as, Obama has not been in power long enough to know. As to coming from the ten kings, the meaning of that in our world has yet to appear to me.
Sign 2: He will subdue three kings (Daniel 7:8)
This could mean his victory in the election over Hillary Clinton, John McCain and Mike Huckabee, but evidence to support this is at this time inconclusive. We will have to wait to see if this was indeed true or not, because this could mean something else.
Sign 7: He will oppress Saints and be successful for 3 and ½ years (Daniel 7:25)
Again, we cannot confirm this until Obama has actually been in power for longer, but it could happen...
Sign 8: He will try to change the calendar, perhaps to define a new era, related to himself (Daniel 7:25)
Obama has not yet tried to change the calendar yet, but we have a long ways to go before his term is over.
Sign 10: He will not be succeeded by another earthly ruler, but Christ (Daniel 7: 26-27)
Again we cannot know this for a long time so, this prophesy is not yet fulfilled.
Sign12: He will put an end to Jewish sacrifice and after 3 ½ years will set up an abomination to God in their temple ((Daniel 9:27)
As we have not had Obama as ruler for this long, we will have to wait to see if this is indeed true.
Sign 16: He will have no desire for women (Daniel 11:37)
This is certainly not true as we know that Obama is married and has children.
Sign 17: He will claim to be greater than any God (Daniel 11:37)
Even with all of his lip about religion, Obama has not yet fulfilled this prophesy, or at least yet.
Sign 18: He will claim to be God (2 Thessalonians 2:4)
Obama has not yet made such an obvious blunder as to say this, but again he has a long time remaining as President.
Sign 21: Either he or his companion will claim to be Christ (Matthew 24:21-28)
Neither Obama nor his companion (Which in this case I think is Biden) have said this as of yet but we will see.
Sign 22: He will proclaim that Jesus is false and that he is the Messiah (1John 2:22)
Another thing that has not yet happened, but I wouldn't write it off just yet...
Sign 24: He will hate a nation initially that will have some control over his kingdom, but will eventually destroy this nation (Revelations 13:8)
This could be talking about Saudi Arabia's control over us through oil, thus controlling our economy, but this is not a definite conclusion as there could be other allegories for this prophesy.
Sign 25: He will appear to survive a fatal injury (Revelations 13:3)
We all know that this has not happened yet, and this being the biggest prophesy of the 27, proves that Obama may very well not be the anti-Christ.
Sign 26: His name will be related to the number 666 (Revelations 13:17-18)
I cannot see how there is any correlation to the number 666 in Obama, but I am just one person, so perhaps there is.
Sign 27: He will be empowered by the devil himself (Revelations 13:2)
Many people have said that he is evil, but Devil empowered? I think not.
Conclusions
For those of you who were counting, the score rests as follows: we have 12 signs proving him the Anti-Christ, and 15 proving him not, including the most important prophesies of all (Signs 24-27). Therefore, it is my conclusion that OBAMA IS NOT THE ANTI-CHRIST. I do not agree with his policies, but I draw the line at those who would have the people believe that he is the end of the world.
He is 44 % the anti-Christ, Meaning that he is 56% Normal
I will update this list as the signs are fulfilled (if they are) and base my conclusions thereof. I f you wish me to do this test on any other famous person, comment who and I will do my best to do my test on them.
Elijah Duane Casabonne
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A Whole Bunch of Similarities:
Sign 3: He will be different than other kings. (Daniel 7:24)
Obama has certainly proven this to be true, as he is the first black president and also has drawn some of the largest crowds to his oratories.
Sign 4: He will rise from obscurity (Daniel 7:8)
Obama again fulfills a prophecy. He was born to an American mother and Kenyan father, and lived in a very small apartment as a boy. It was least expected that during his lifetime, he would become president.
Sign 5: He will speak boastfully (Revelations 13:5)
We all know this to be true, as Obama has often boasted that he is going to solve all of our problems, especially in terms of the economy.
Sign 9: He will try to change laws, perhaps to benefit him (Daniel 7:25)
Obama has already started to change laws (as most politicians do), but his changes recently involving stem-cell research and abortion, are a little out of the ordinary.
Sign 11: He will confirm a covenant with many (Daniel 9:27)
He has reached out his hand (supposedly to the poor) and other special interest groups. The second part of this prophecy, the building of the temple has not happened yet, but we will see...
Sign 13: He will not answer to any authority (Daniel 11:36)
This one is a no brainer, as he is the President of the United States and does not answer to any higher authority.
Sign 14 (& 6): He will blaspheme against the religion of his ancestors (Daniel 11:37)
Remember Obama's comment about sticking to our guns and religion? Bingo! I need say no more.
Sign 15: He will worship no God but himself (Daniel 11:37)
Obama has made obvious statements disavowing religion, and has shown through other statements that he is quite self-absorbed. While this prophesy is not officially complete, this is something to watch.
Sign 19: He will conquer lands with military power (Daniel 11:39-40)
Despite all of his promises to withdraw all troops, Obama recently proposed a troop surge of 30,000 troops into Afghanistan, which is a little surprising for Mr. Peace and Love.
Sign 20: His arrival will be accompanied by signs and wonders (2Thessalonians 2:9)
Obviously this is true because our world is changing and some of the "wonders" that are happening involve changes in gay rights, abortion, and possibly the fixing of the economy.
Sign 23: He will be worshipped by many people (Revelations 13:3 & 17:8)
This is a no brainer as we all remember the Obama craze that happened during his campaign and after he won. The crowds he drew were much larger than any other event we have seen in the recent past, and his name and face were everywhere, even in toy stores.
Despite all of this, there are some key differences between Obama and the prophecy. There are some major prophecies that he either hasn't yet fulfilled or cannot fulfill.
Even More Major Differences
Sign 1: He will be of the ten kings in the restored Roman Empire, and his rule will like that of the Babylonians (Daniel 7:24)
We cannot say if this is or even will be true as, Obama has not been in power long enough to know. As to coming from the ten kings, the meaning of that in our world has yet to appear to me.
Sign 2: He will subdue three kings (Daniel 7:8)
This could mean his victory in the election over Hillary Clinton, John McCain and Mike Huckabee, but evidence to support this is at this time inconclusive. We will have to wait to see if this was indeed true or not, because this could mean something else.
Sign 7: He will oppress Saints and be successful for 3 and ½ years (Daniel 7:25)
Again, we cannot confirm this until Obama has actually been in power for longer, but it could happen...
Sign 8: He will try to change the calendar, perhaps to define a new era, related to himself (Daniel 7:25)
Obama has not yet tried to change the calendar yet, but we have a long ways to go before his term is over.
Sign 10: He will not be succeeded by another earthly ruler, but Christ (Daniel 7: 26-27)
Again we cannot know this for a long time so, this prophesy is not yet fulfilled.
Sign12: He will put an end to Jewish sacrifice and after 3 ½ years will set up an abomination to God in their temple ((Daniel 9:27)
As we have not had Obama as ruler for this long, we will have to wait to see if this is indeed true.
Sign 16: He will have no desire for women (Daniel 11:37)
This is certainly not true as we know that Obama is married and has children.
Sign 17: He will claim to be greater than any God (Daniel 11:37)
Even with all of his lip about religion, Obama has not yet fulfilled this prophesy, or at least yet.
Sign 18: He will claim to be God (2 Thessalonians 2:4)
Obama has not yet made such an obvious blunder as to say this, but again he has a long time remaining as President.
Sign 21: Either he or his companion will claim to be Christ (Matthew 24:21-28)
Neither Obama nor his companion (Which in this case I think is Biden) have said this as of yet but we will see.
Sign 22: He will proclaim that Jesus is false and that he is the Messiah (1John 2:22)
Another thing that has not yet happened, but I wouldn't write it off just yet...
Sign 24: He will hate a nation initially that will have some control over his kingdom, but will eventually destroy this nation (Revelations 13:8)
This could be talking about Saudi Arabia's control over us through oil, thus controlling our economy, but this is not a definite conclusion as there could be other allegories for this prophesy.
Sign 25: He will appear to survive a fatal injury (Revelations 13:3)
We all know that this has not happened yet, and this being the biggest prophesy of the 27, proves that Obama may very well not be the anti-Christ.
Sign 26: His name will be related to the number 666 (Revelations 13:17-18)
I cannot see how there is any correlation to the number 666 in Obama, but I am just one person, so perhaps there is.
Sign 27: He will be empowered by the devil himself (Revelations 13:2)
Many people have said that he is evil, but Devil empowered? I think not.
Conclusions
For those of you who were counting, the score rests as follows: we have 12 signs proving him the Anti-Christ, and 15 proving him not, including the most important prophesies of all (Signs 24-27). Therefore, it is my conclusion that OBAMA IS NOT THE ANTI-CHRIST. I do not agree with his policies, but I draw the line at those who would have the people believe that he is the end of the world.
He is 44 % the anti-Christ, Meaning that he is 56% Normal
I will update this list as the signs are fulfilled (if they are) and base my conclusions thereof. I f you wish me to do this test on any other famous person, comment who and I will do my best to do my test on them.
Elijah Duane Casabonne
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Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Should Obama Give Up Salary?
It is often said that every dollar counts in dealing with the financial woes of the nation. Congressmen, Senators, and the President all make good amounts of money, costing us millions each year.
President Obama makes $400,00 each year and Vice President Biden makes over $200,000 annually. This adds up to over $600,000 a year. Or better yet, $4.8 million over eight years. Both men are wealthy and both men will be able to do expensive speaking roles after their time in the White House is up. Why not work on a salary of $1 a year.
And Congress should follow the example. Many in Congress are very wealthy and many are millionaires. If all 535 members of Congress gave up their salaries and expense accounts then we would save over $50 million a year. If a Congressman makes less than $100 k a year without his current role, he can keep his pay. However, if they has more than $10 million in the bank, let them do the patriotic thing and donate it back to the country.
With the $4.8 million dollars we could make from the President and VP giving up their salaries, we could give a $10,000 credit to 480 people buying hybrids. Or we could put that money towards a gasoline refinery owned by the government. Or we could put that money towards building schools in poor neighborhoods.
If the President feels that the crisis is so bad, let him lead by example. Email this to him and to anyone else that would send this to him and the Vice President and their Congressman. It's about time we get better.
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President Obama makes $400,00 each year and Vice President Biden makes over $200,000 annually. This adds up to over $600,000 a year. Or better yet, $4.8 million over eight years. Both men are wealthy and both men will be able to do expensive speaking roles after their time in the White House is up. Why not work on a salary of $1 a year.
And Congress should follow the example. Many in Congress are very wealthy and many are millionaires. If all 535 members of Congress gave up their salaries and expense accounts then we would save over $50 million a year. If a Congressman makes less than $100 k a year without his current role, he can keep his pay. However, if they has more than $10 million in the bank, let them do the patriotic thing and donate it back to the country.
With the $4.8 million dollars we could make from the President and VP giving up their salaries, we could give a $10,000 credit to 480 people buying hybrids. Or we could put that money towards a gasoline refinery owned by the government. Or we could put that money towards building schools in poor neighborhoods.
If the President feels that the crisis is so bad, let him lead by example. Email this to him and to anyone else that would send this to him and the Vice President and their Congressman. It's about time we get better.
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Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Breaking-- Biden's Haircut Exposed
We don't mean to sound alarmist, but it appears that Vice President-Elect Joe Biden (D-DE) has apparently stolen his hairstyle from Tom Hanks' character in the Da Vinci Code.
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Monday, November 10, 2008
AL QAEDA PLANNING HUGE ATTACK FOR OBAMA
From World Threats, it's reported that al Qaeda is in stages of development for a major attack to greet President Obama.
If this is true, it goes along with one of my earlier thoughts. Al Qaeda and America's enemies have had a history of testing our new leaders, and we now have one who is very untested.
Al Qaeda is planning to get us involved in Africa. This will do one of two things. One, it's one of their main bases and they're counting on our fear of intervention (especially in Africa) to either keep us out or force us out later. Second, it could be a ploy, to divert resources from Afghanistan, Iraq, and Waziristan. Neither are good options.
Our Ethiopian allies and some AU nations have peacekeepers in Somalia, but it would appear that if we can't get our allies to contribute to ISAF, how many troops can we get for Somalia? Obama's mettle will be tested, like Joe Biden predicted, and we'll see if his spine--and ours-- are made of steel.
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If this is true, it goes along with one of my earlier thoughts. Al Qaeda and America's enemies have had a history of testing our new leaders, and we now have one who is very untested.
Al Qaeda is planning to get us involved in Africa. This will do one of two things. One, it's one of their main bases and they're counting on our fear of intervention (especially in Africa) to either keep us out or force us out later. Second, it could be a ploy, to divert resources from Afghanistan, Iraq, and Waziristan. Neither are good options.
Our Ethiopian allies and some AU nations have peacekeepers in Somalia, but it would appear that if we can't get our allies to contribute to ISAF, how many troops can we get for Somalia? Obama's mettle will be tested, like Joe Biden predicted, and we'll see if his spine--and ours-- are made of steel.
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An Open Question
Hello, all. Sitting here, I've wondered why so many people voted for Obama over McCain. As you can read from my articles below, I show concern over Obama's qualifications, foreign policy, and naiveté. But I feel I have over-looked an important aspect of my views on Obama: his supporters' views. I have indeed talked to several Obama supporters, but I feel unswayed. I hope here to give supporters of Obama the chance to tell me why Obama was indeed the best choice for President, which the majority of Americans also believe.
For anyone willing, please comment on this article. Explain to me his points here and his points there. All I ask for are factual statements that do not contain bias, be it color, age, religion, etc. Also, please don't comment on Sarah Palin or Joe Biden. The floor is yours.
For anyone willing, please comment on this article. Explain to me his points here and his points there. All I ask for are factual statements that do not contain bias, be it color, age, religion, etc. Also, please don't comment on Sarah Palin or Joe Biden. The floor is yours.
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