Monday, January 19, 2009

Terrorists Hit by Plague

Some awesome news for those in need of some. Apparently al Qaeda in Algeria has been hit by our very old friend, the bubonic plague:

The victim belonged to the large al-Qaeda network AQLIM (al-Qaeda in the Land of the Islamic Maghreb).

A security source told the paper: "This is the deadliest weapon yet in the war against terror. Most of the terrorists do not have the basic medical supplies needed to treat the disease.

"It spreads It spreads quickly and kills within hours. This will be really worrying al-Qaeda."

and to make us feel better:

The group now fears the highly-infectious disease could have spread to other al-Qaeda training camps or Taliban fighters in Afghanistan, the paper said.

A source said: "The emirs (leaders) fear surviving terrorists will surrender to escape a horrible death."

Oh yeah. Maybe this'll slow them down.

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