Hugo Chavez to Twitter!

Yes, girls and boys, it's that moment we've all been waiting for. It's time to saddle up and follow Hugo Chavez on Twitter.

With Jumping in Pools' patented crystal ball we can take a look at some potential tweets occurring in the near future.

@Mahmoud12er- You drank so much last night that the waitress caught you staring at her ankle.

@BObama- Not happy-- you're bringing socialismo too quick

@Fidele- Sweet beard, yo.

@CindySheehan- You're still a tool.

@ShawnPennster- I can't wait to see your latest flop.

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