Joe's Technology of the Week

Behold, I am back from the far reaches of Africa with many new revelations to portend to you fine folks. I have met with many top scientists in Milan and Bremen on the return trip and now give you the marvel of the 20th Century:The Electric-Chair

Why, this is no ordinary chair. No, indeed, it is not meant for simple sitting, but the execution of those deemed unfit for society. Whether for murderers, adulterers, or stutterers, this chair will fix them all right up! Just sit them down, distract them for a second and attach the metal cap to their skull. When they are concerned, just tell them that it is for medical purposes. When they relax, pull the switch, and within three hours your problem is gone.
These electric-chairs are first slated to go to prisons and mental wards, but will become available for home use by 1890. By this time, you will be able to finally invite that pesky mother-in-law over for dinner and ask her to sit in your favorite chair. And when she is unawares, she will be in for quite a shock!So purchase away, fine gentlemen, and you will be able to solve your problems and scare your children into behavior!