Monday, April 19, 2010

Iran: Sleeping Around Causes Earthquakes

So that's why there's all those earthquakes in California. Not only that, but apparently wearing "immodest clothing" causes them as well. Once again, California. Damn-- Iran doesn't even need a nuclear weapon, they can just wait for California and Ibiza to fall into the sea.

But surely the clerics must be joking. There must be some other explanation:

"What can we do to avoid being buried under the rubble?" Sedighi asked during a prayer sermon Friday. "There is no other solution but to take refuge in religion and to adapt our lives to Islam's moral codes."
Seismologists have warned for at least two decades that it is likely the sprawling capital will be struck by a catastrophic quake in the near future.  
 Man, so according to Iran's own religious leaders, Iran is screwing itself. Someone get the popcorn and wait for an Iranian woman to show a shoulder.

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