1. Guaranteed to be the best President named Barack.
2. Was born with only two 6's on his forehead.
3. He does not want to change the military oath.
4. Once killed a man with a teleprompter.
5. Was conceived in the White House.
6. Had a short role on Seinfeld.
7. Original campaign slogan was "A Miserable Future."
8. Once dunked over Jordan.
9. Speaks English, French, and Teleprompter.
10. Only smokes four packs a day.
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