Joe's Technology of the Week

Joe C. has returned from the far reaches of the future, peering into such faraway times as 1900. From these lofty peaks, Dr. Joe is ready to wow the peons with his next pick of tomorrow!

Joe's Technology of the Week:
Medical Bleeding

Tired of always getting sick from the bad thoughts in your mind? Well, no longer will your children die of diphtheria because you looked at the milk maid too long. With the process of bleeding, you can get rid of all of the malevolent blood that your lust has caused.

By slashing your wrists, our doctors are able to extract up to three gallons of your unnecessary blood. This will then be burned ritually as a sacrifice to ward off spirits. Afterwards, you can immediately begin such fun and productive activities as loading hay into a barn or lifting a cow. With the lack of this bad blood, you'll feel better than ever, and your skin will look more vibrant.

So give bleeding a chance, even if you don't appear sick! You can never have too little blood!