Friday, May 7, 2010

Lord Jesus Christ Hit by Car

First that crappy Comedy Central idea, now this? Some news from MSNBC-- I hate to break the news:

Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday.

The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries and later released, according to the local paper, The Republican.


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