Joe C. is back to let us know that there's another way for you to get rich, without working, thinking or effort! In fact, get out your checkbook and wait until you can swim in all your money like Scrooge McDuck.
Pick: Fannie Mae
With the financial crisis, there may not be a better time to spend all of your money on a company with such a bright past and future as Fannie Mae. With plenty of contributions going to President Obama and other top Democrats, you know that they're owed a few favors!
With the way they handle their money, you may just find dividends you didn't even know you had. You may also need a pacemaker to cope with the money you'll be getting. Think of all the gluten you could buy! So get out your coinpurse and buy a 50% share in the company. There's a 33% chance you won't regret it.
NOTE- If you invest in any of these, you will probably go bankrupt. Do so at your own extreme risk.