Note: This article is not satire or humor.
Little Green Footballs, which was once one of the premier websites on all of the interwebs, has really got into the shitter in the last year or so. Recently we posted a satire piece about the President's college thesis and it was picked up by Rush Limbaugh, the Huffington Post, the Washington Independent, Time Magazine, Media Matters, the FoxNation blog, Lou Dobbs, Pajamas Media, and the American Thinker. Pretty good for what he calls a 'crudely written post.' Hey, Charles-- when was the last time one of your articles was read by someone important? Still hanging on those glory days of 2004? Well Dan Rather called. He said that on the way to the asshat factory you really have to get a hold of your bad self.
Good ol' Charles took the time to insult us for 'repeatedly creating sockpuppets.' My brother and I tried to create one account each after we got banned. But it counted as some horrific crime for putting up links on the linkviewer he created for us to use for that purpose. Make sense?
And Charles is leaving comments on our open threads insulting us, including using the same phrases and linking to himself. True, we only had 13 comments compared to his 300, but we try not to ban everyone who doesn't agree with us.
Charles. You are a liar. You are the liar.
Our donation box on our site goes to help troops' families. YOURS goes to your bank account. You call us blog pimpers? You shameless destroy your blog but hold your hand out for money. We promote and want money to go to Soldiers' Angels.
We declare you an enemy of the blogosphere, right and left. Bring it, bitch!
EDIT 11:24pm: We also noticed a particularly offensive comment. CJ regularly edits the comments to death and blames people who allow shitty comments on their sites. Meanwhile LGF has this for comment #29:
That picture, fucktards, is of Joseph Chicoine, who is an autistic friend of ours. He knows we run a blog so we put up a picture of him to make him feel good. Cato the Elder, go fuck yourself. If you want to pick on an autistic student, just remember that you're a lonely loser who has nothing better to do than sit at home, writing comments to pleasure CJ.
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