I think there might be something wrong with me: I actually cared more about the longest Tennis match in history ongoing last week, than Team USA taking on some African Nation in the sport I without a doubt hate. Can you believe that! Is there something wrong with me?
I always support Team USA - in Baseball (USA, USA, USA!), in Basketball (USA, USA, USA!), in Football (Like anyone can compete with us in Football), in Hockey (USA, USA, USA!), in Tennis (USA, USA, USA!), in Golf (USA, USA, USA!), in Bobsledding (USA, USA, USA!), etc. etc. etc.
However, I have such a hatred, indifference, and lack of desire for Soccer, that I could not care less about Team USA versus Ghana, Morocco, or any other Nation for the matter; who gives a damn? It's the worst game ever invented in human history (next to Seinfeld Scene It)!
Once again, is there something wrong with me?
I don't think there is, but I can never be sure.
Note to Team USA - It's nothing personal, I just really hate a sport that has less scoring over the course of 100 minutes, than the NFL does in just 5 minutes.
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