I always support Team USA - in Baseball (USA, USA, USA!), in Basketball (USA, USA, USA!), in Football (Like anyone can compete with us in Football), in Hockey (USA, USA, USA!), in Tennis (USA, USA, USA!), in Golf (USA, USA, USA!), in Bobsledding (USA, USA, USA!), etc. etc. etc.
However, I have such a hatred, indifference, and lack of desire for Soccer, that I could not care less about Team USA versus Ghana, Morocco, or any other Nation for the matter; who gives a damn? It's the worst game ever invented in human history (next to Seinfeld Scene It)!
Once again, is there something wrong with me?
I don't think there is, but I can never be sure.
Note to Team USA - It's nothing personal, I just really hate a sport that has less scoring over the course of 100 minutes, than the NFL does in just 5 minutes.
7 comments:
You don't like soccer. That doesn't mean that there's anything wrong with you. It just means that you're an American!
No my question is this - I prefer a Tennis match over cheering for Team USA...........never in a 100 million years would that happen in any other sport!
When it comes to soccer, I could really care less about Team USA, does that mean there's something wrong with me?
I prefer competitive knitting to soccer, but I was at every damn one of my boy's games. I hate that kid for putting me through that.
What about Rugby? Do you support team USA then. PS it is a bit like football with no ad breaks.
African Moondog
There's less scoring in soccer than at a Sadie Hawkins dance.
I never watched a single game of the World Cup matches. Soccer is boring. My kids all played baseball.
I take it then you didn't pay the soccer hall of fame over in Oneonta a visit before it shut down then?
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