10. It was originally called "the Baconator."
9. It's as big as Nancy Pelosi's bra.
8. If you put it in terms of drugs, it would satisfy all of Hollywood for two weeks.
7. It is one of the signs of the Apocalypse.
6. It costs more than that landscaping your wife wants done.
5. It is so large it could tear a hole in space and time.
4. Even Lyndon Johnson thinks it's too much spending.
3. It has a 50% chance of saving the economy and a 50% chance of spiraling us into depression.
2. You could buy over 700 billion items off the McDonald's dollar menu with it. That's enough to provide two meals a day to Africa for a full year. (including ketchup)
1. It will cost you over $2,000. (that's a serious one.)
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