Alex Jones is certainly a talented performer. He has written extensively on conspiracy theories and rivals the Loose Change losers with stating that the world is going to end. (And Jones was an executive producer of that pile). And while the earth will explode tomorrow, you might as well buy my book!
No one who is that fatalistic is going to be hawking his coloring books like Alex Jones has been. He's been bashing both Presidents Bush and Obama for creating the "New World Order." And yes, how will they go about creating the next iteration of the famous wrestling league? Of course! Bush will create 9/11 while Obama cheers him on.
And it's not just them, it's their Jewish overlords that will create this famed "New World Order" while being helped by the Rothschilds, Rockefellers, Elders of Zion, and lizard people. His sites are so dumb that they twice ran our articles as fact!
And now Jones has come out with his latest piece of excrement, with quotes from anti-Semite Pat Buchanan himself! It's called Fall of the Republic (cue ominous music):
So does Jones actually believe this shit?
No.
He is so incredible that even Jumping in Pools has enough credibility to state that Alex Jones is full of shit and he knows it. He just likes getting attention and the fat checks that ad revenue and sales gives him.
I do believe that Jones holds his 19th century reactionary views, but I severely doubt that Jones believes that Herchel Goldstein and the International Jewish Conspiracy (IJC) is taking over while blasting his name and mug all over the internet. And if Obama is creating a dictatorship, Jones would be the first on the gallows.
The guy made Loose Change, for fuck's sake. He knew that it was bullshit, but he saw dollars in his eyes. If George Bush or Dick Cheney or Will Smith or the IJC created the worst terrorist attack in the history of mankind, Jones' brains would be wallpaper within two hours of putting up Loose Bowels.
One thing seems to be authentic, though: Jones and his cultists don't like Jews. They're willing to blame them for just about all of this. And they're birthers, birthers! They ARE TRUTHERS AND BIRTHERS. These people are the worst of Atacsadero State people.
They should toss Jones in his own room with extra padding and keep all knives and sporks and other sharp objects away from him. Toss him a Rubik's cube to keep him busy and make sure he doesn't gnaw on his arm too much.
Alex, settle down. You're earning enough. Stop making other people insane with you.
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2 comments:
Judge Land and now judge Carter, smack down the crazies (case dismissed), poor little Birthers.
Not even “Fake News” Bill O’Reilly believes the crazies, how funny.
http://belowthebeltway.com/2009/10/29/bill-oreilly-slams-orly-taitz/
To all the birthers in La, La Land, it is on you to prove to all of us that your assertion is true (TOUGH WHEN YOU KEEP LOSING CASES), if there are people who were there and support your position then show us the video (everyone has a price), either put up or frankly shut-up. I heard Orly Taitz, is selling a tape (I think it’s called “Money, Lies and Video tape”). She is from Orange County, CA, now I know what the mean when they say “behind the Orange Curtain”, when they talk about Orange County, the captial of Conspiracy Theories. You know Obama has a passport, he travel abroad before he was a Senator, but I guess they were in on it.
In my opinion the Republican Party has been taken over the most extreme religious right (people who love to push their beliefs on others while trying to take away the rights of those they just hate) and that’s who they need to extract from their party if they real want to win. Good Luck, because as they said in WACO, “We Ain’t Coming Out”.
I heard that she now wants to investigate the “Republican 2009 Summer of Love” list: Assemblyman, Michael D. Duvall (CA), Senator John Ensign (NV), Senator Paul Stanley (TN), Governor Mark Stanford (SC), Board of Ed Chair, and Kristin Maguire AKA Bridget Keeney (SC).
If Alex Jones really wanted to make a huge paycheck, he wouldn't tell people to download his dvds for free, burn them, and hand them out to as many people as possible. If he wanted to make 50 mil. a year, he could just become the next Glenn Beck and deceive people. He already was offered a job on national news, they said he couldn't talk about conspiracies or the new world order any more. He turned it down. So if you truly believe that it's money that he's after, you're sadly mistaken, he probably loses money doing what he does. And he has more evidence to back up what he says about the conspiracies he talks about, in fact, most of those things are admitted by the FBI, CIA, White House, etc. It's only because of ignorant people like you who are unwilling to face the truth that our nation is in such a tyranny...but no, you'll just deny that our country is in bad shape. So just keep watching CNN and Fox News. Because what they say is correct, right? So, based on their reports, I have some advice for you...go get the swine flu vaccine, the mercury and cancer cells are actually good for your body...keep drinking your fluoride water, its good for your teeth...the government loves us, put your complete trust in them. After all, people like you are stupid enough to believe that crap.
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