Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Kanye West: I Had a Gluten Overdose

Kanye West appeared on the Jay Leno Primetime program last night to offer another apology to country starlet Taylor Swift after upstaging the 19-year old at the VMA Awards on Sunday night.

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While many outsiders believe that the former rapper's outburst was a publicity stunt, a post on his blog paints another picture.

According to the KanyeWestAwesomeDawgGenius.com blog, the singer reportedly suffers from Celiac's disease, an autoimmune deficiency in which he cannot consume the common food product gluten. Gluten is present in many products, including those made from wheat. If gluten is consumed, the body will attack itself, like attacking pathogens. Symptoms of gluten overdose include memory loss, spasms, and hair loss.

West posted this on his blog this morning:

YO EVRY1. IM SOOOOOOOOOO SORRY 4 WAT I DID TO TAYLOR SWIFT. SHE IS SO beautiful AND talented AND IM SOOOO SORRY.

BUT UALL MUST KNOW THAT THIS WAS DUE TO A SIRIUS MEDICAL DISABILITY>> I HAVE CELIAK-- I CANT EAT GLUTEN OR I GET FUNKY. THAT NITE I EATED A BIG GRILED CHEEZ SAMWICH-- I DONT MEMBER A THING.
Doctors have actually validated the idea that West might be suffering from Celiac's.

"That weird hair style he was sporting the other night is consistent with hair loss attributed to Celiacs." Dr. Kenneth Yeller said Tuesday. "And West's confusing, rambling speech may be precursors to a violent spasmic outburst."

West appeared to be done apologizing by noontime, posting:

KEEP THE DREEM ALIVE>>! NO MORE GEORGE BUSH & NEOCON$$$!


"He's a basket case." Yeller said, "We can only hope he doesn't discover what a bakery is."

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2 comments:

MagicalPat said...

I don't think it was a gluten overdose. I think it was a gluteus overdose, which is why he made an ass of himself.

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