Sunday, January 10, 2010

The Spy Next Door Will SUCK, I Guarantee It!

I haven't done this in a little while, but there is no doubt in my mind that The Spy Next Door, a movie to be released later this week, will be awful...just so awful.

The commercials are mirthless, the actors look haggered, and my God, the jokes are just so bad. When the funnies in the ads (the thing that sells the movies) are atrocious, the film is in for a rough time.

So you can take this to the bank: The Spy Next Door will suck, I guarantee it!

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1 comment:

Deep Black said...

Yes, good call! "Kindergarten Cop" meets "The Flying Guillotine"! Or, when you don't want to make real action or martial arts movies anymore, there has to be a graceful let down.