Monday, February 8, 2010

What the Revelations from the New York Times Could Be

According to sources, the New York Times is putting finishing touches on a major scandal involving New York Governor David Patterson. Though the details are scarce, we here at Jumping in Pools are speculating what indeed those revelations could be. Please note that these are all speculative, and not necessarily based on hard evidence.

Possible Serious Revelations:

Possibility #1: Then State Senator Patterson bribed candidate Spitzer to include him on the gubernatorial ticket.

Possibility #2: Governor Patterson could be taking heavy drugs while in office.

Possibility #3: Governor Patterson could be involved with a prostitution organization.

Possibility #4: The governor could be taking bribes concerning policies, or even his nomination of Richard Ravitch as Lt. Governor.

Possibility #5: Then-Lt. Patterson could have known about Governor Spitzer's infidelity, but did not say anything.

Possibility #6: Patterson could be funneling state funds to himself.

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1 comment:

Harrison said...

Whatever it is he's already said he's not stepping down.